Proud but flighty, our new friend paddled away.
Candie--

The gripping tale of your breathtaking encounter with one of the lords of the natural world is an inspiration to us all. I can only say that I am relieved that none of your party was injured or maimed.

--Fellow Nature Enthusiast
IM about the duck journal entries:

CandieLK (11:09 PM): I brought him home on the plane from Chicago last year. There was no room for him in my luggage so he had to sit with me
xxxxxxxxx (11:09 PM): No one thought he was a bomb?
CandieLK (11:09 PM): they gave him a rectal exam
xxxxxxxxx (11:10 PM): Yow
CandieLK (11:10 PM): he got upset because the rubber glove they wore was a relative.
xxxxxxxxx (11:10 PM): Ah
xxxxxxxxx (11:10 PM): Incest
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