Saturday, December 15, 2007
To everyone looking for a Christmas Wii...
..I would like to say "nyah nyah nyah."
I heard they were hard to find, so last summer I called around until I found a Wii at a Wal-Mart in Lancaster. I gave it to my daughter then, figuring she can buy herself more games with her Christmas money.
If you need me, I'll be wearing my coconut bra and sipping rum out of a hollowed pineapple in my jacuzzi, laughing at how smart I am. Only crying on the inside because I look terrible in coconut, rum gives me a headache, and I'm really just sitting in a dirty bathtub and the water is making me pruney.
I heard they were hard to find, so last summer I called around until I found a Wii at a Wal-Mart in Lancaster. I gave it to my daughter then, figuring she can buy herself more games with her Christmas money.
If you need me, I'll be wearing my coconut bra and sipping rum out of a hollowed pineapple in my jacuzzi, laughing at how smart I am. Only crying on the inside because I look terrible in coconut, rum gives me a headache, and I'm really just sitting in a dirty bathtub and the water is making me pruney.
