Saturday, December 15, 2007

 

Oh my god, they did WHAT???

When I listen to people bitch about petty shit, I can't help but feel a little envious.

I wish my life was so simple and uncomplicated that I could get worked up because somebody got my order wrong, instead of being too preoccupied to care since it doesn't really matter, in the grand scheme of things. I know someone who will share a blow-by-blow account that I pay attention to, at first, only because it MUST have an interesting pay off because otherwise why would she bother frothing at the mouth, only to learn that the person I'm listening to obviously has no concept of what an actual problem is.

Good for her.

I hope we can all achieve a life that is so perfect that a misplaced candy bar is the end of the world, because surely that will mean the end of poverty, war, murder, and unkindness in general.

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